1. dogfang:

    A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “Why the long face?” The horse says “I’ve just realized I’m a metaphysical concept within a fictional narrative, and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence.”

    (via meg-gem)

     
  2. amorsexus:

    Penis Ranch!

    (Source: zoeblancsec, via awkwardfoal)

     
  3. neptunableu:

    sasscameron:

    the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

    huffingtonpost:

    Japan’s annual Kanamara Matsuri festival, aka the “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”

    (Source: Getty Images)

    What the actual literal fuck

    legend goes that a woman who had vagina dentata or “teeth” in her vagina (be it a demon or std), castrated her lover’s penis on their wedding night. she asked a blacksmith for help and he made her pretty much an iron dildo to break the teeth off

    the tradition celebrates this iron penis, hence its name, festival of steel phallus

    in more modern times, sex workers would to go to a shrine to pray for protection from STDs while couples would pray for healthy pregnancies and marriages.

    it is also regarded as a fertility festival, where couples would pray for the health of their babies or hope that babies are in the future

    the tradition has raised HIV awareness and research efforts in japan so like yeah it’s actually a very neat and positive thing yeah

    Japan wins, everybody else can go home.

    (via asfadedasmyjeans)

     

  4. leaveyouapen:

    If you don’t eat yourself
    No doubt the pain will instead
    You could longer life
    Seen it on that land
    You went south on the train
    She wore plastic boots for rain
    And you crawl along exhausted
    No sense do you like this
    Crawling

     
  5. Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

    (Source: featherandarrow, via opiam)

     
  6. starllex:

    this is my favorite post of all time

    (Source: carlsagan, via morticiame-riotgrrl)

     
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  9. aglaja:

    besturlonhere:

    you know what really gets my goat?

    el chupacabra

    (via saturdays-equal-y0uth)

     
  10. wtffanfiction:

    Fandom: Napoleon Dynamite

    "He ejaculated his quesadillas into Kip’s gullet and they held eachother close. Napoleon’s lips were chapped after the brutal blow job he administered. ‘My lips hurt real bad!’"

     
  11. vintagehandsomemen:

    Art Nouveau stained glass porch, Brighton.

    (Source: davidcorvine, via littlelea05)

     
  12. gnometeeth:

    A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

    I live for this post

    (Source: inthelifeofa, via downlo)

     
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  14. taktophoto:

    Interlocked Coins Form Complex Geometric Sculptures

    (via jahodafitte)

     
  15. littlekillerpandaz:

    ufansius:

    Adam Wallacavage

    I WANT THEM ALL MORGAN PLZ

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